It could be the biggest snowstorm in a century.
New York City could get anywhere from 10 and 20 inches; Long Island could get 18 inches; Boston could break its record of 27 inches; if all these forecasts are true, we’re looking at a record-breaking haul of measurement-based dick jokes across the Northeast.
- Max Read from Gawker talking about the snowstorm that is NOT named Nemo.