Rambling On...
RSSSpiders, bitch. Choke on that!
All spiders are so heinously evil they just have to be part of a bet God lost to the Devil. I’m guessing God got to pick parts out of the Devil’s junk drawer to make one last animal, and God was like, “If what I make has a duck beak and a beaver ass, you can make the most creepy-crawly thing you want!” God, of course, makes the weird-ass platypus so the Devil is all, “Spiders, bitch. Choke on that!.”
The gang over at Gunaxin compiled a list of 10 spiders that scare the shit out of me (to be honest, all spiders scare me but that’s neither here nor there.) It took me a while to read through the whole list (I kept getting up and checking for giant spiders on my desk) but there are some seriously scary fucking creatures out there.
This one is actually called the “Goliath Bird-Eating Turantula”. I’m never sleeping again…
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