21 Nov 2009

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Journey of the Featherless by Cloud Cult - I finally got around to listening to this album and I’m really liking it.

Got myself a mission
I’m going to find heaven
I made crepe paper wings
I think they’ll carry me well
I left you a love poem
The best I have written
My favorite words
Were the ones I couldn’t spell
They say that I’m a lunatic
They say that I’m full of it
I say that it’s worth dreaming
Just for the dream of it
It’s all about passion
It’s all about perception
Don’t call me on my cell phone
‘Cause there ain’t no reception
When i’m gone

21 Nov 2009

thedailywhat:

Jim Benton.

21 Nov 2009

Saw this on OMGPosters and thought it was pretty cool.
That is all.

Saw this on OMGPosters and thought it was pretty cool.

That is all.

21 Nov 2009

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez (via lickystickypickyme)

18 Nov 2009

The State Department says [Barack Obama, bowing to Japan’s Emperor] was just following protocol and showing respect to local customs. It’s the same reason he pulled the Canadian prime minister’s jersey over his head and punched him with the one hand.

JIMMY KIMMEL, Jimmy Kimmel Live

(via the New York Times)

Heh. Love a good hockey joke.  :-)

(via inothernews)

Funny, eh?

18 Nov 2009

Actual Conversation...

Me: What’s up?

“Manager”: The program isn’t working.  I pressed the button and the thing didn’t happen.

Me: Ok. Details would help. What is ”the thing” and how does it normally happen?  Did anything change?

“Manager”: Yeah, there was a different thing that came up.

Me: Ok. What did “the different thing” say?

“Manager”: It said “something, something, something and I clicked ‘Yes.’”

Me: You didn’t read it?

“Manager”: No.  What was it?

Me: How the hell would I know what it was?  I wasn’t there.  If you didn’t read the message you shouldn’t have clicked anything.  Why would you do that?

“Manager”: I don’t know.  Can you fix it?

Me: Sure.  I’m on my way…

Seriously, this place is like “Groundhog Day” except I don’t get a chance to try to sleep with Andie Macdowell.  Yesterday another one told me the exact same thing except he chose “blah, blah, blah” instead of “something, something, something.”

16 Nov 2009

mercurypdx:

o_O

I stopped reading where it said the shark “left a deposit of chum in the water.”

mercurypdx:

o_O

I stopped reading where it said the shark “left a deposit of chum in the water.”

2 Nov 2009

It's a hard line drive to left-centaur!

2 Nov 2009

Come on Centaur!

You can  do this!

2 Nov 2009

Seriously?

What the fuck Yankees? I know you want to close it out at home, but don’t just keep giving away runs…