I was worried that Michael Pineda would get in trouble for getting caught with gunk on his hand the other night. Apparently, I don’t know shit about baseball because this happens all the time and players don’t really consider it cheating.
The worst part is: this isn’t changing anytime soon.
Want to spend more time with your family? Maybe you’d like to take a vacation and show Junior the Baseball Hall of Fame? Move to France, you hippie! I’m sure your kids will love the Baguette Hall of Fame! You’ll stop working when you’re dead! It’s the American way!
This is a little depressing but interesting if you consider how these things are handled in other countries. It seems it would make sense that the average hours we put in every week at work would lessen as productivity has increased thanks to advancements in technology. Definitely not the case even though Americans have been predicting as much for the last 100 years or so.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work.
Spring training’s here, which means it’s time to drink ourselves back into shape. I know it’s still freezing out, but dignity demands that we put away the mayonnaise hot toddies and the pulled pork stouts, because March is the month we get simultaneously liquored up and slimmed down. Maybe we’ll switch to light beer?
Pulled pork stout sounds like something I’d actually enjoy.
Thanks for stopping by. My name is Stewy. I am a noted sports, music and movie enthusiast. I have aspirations of getting into the writing field at some point in my life but for the time being, I get by working in the I.T. field.